Totally Fake Dispensaries in Indiana
420 Phantom Blvd, Indianapolis, IN 46201
317-555-0101
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1 Legalize Way, Indianapolis, IN 46204
317-555-0202
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
100 Green Dream Ave, Fort Wayne, IN 46802
260-555-0303
Mon-Fri 9am-7pm, Sat 10am-6pm, Sun Closed
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
7 Daydream Terrace, Evansville, IN 47708
812-555-0404
Mon-Sat 8am-8pm, Sun 10am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
55 Sandbar Lane, South Bend, IN 46601
574-555-0505
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
8 Roundabout Road, Carmel, IN 46032
317-555-0606
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
420 Imaginary Elm St, Bloomington, IN 47401
812-555-0707
Mon-Sat 10am-10pm, Sun 11am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
3 Prairie Dream Blvd, Muncie, IN 47302
765-555-0808
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun 11am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
900 Fantasy Blvd, Lafayette, IN 47901
765-555-0909
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
17 High Ground Ave, Terre Haute, IN 47807
812-555-1010
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
31 Timber Crossing Rd, Indianapolis, IN 46225
317-555-1111
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
420 Speed Circuit Dr, Indianapolis, IN 46222
317-555-1212
Mon-Sat 10am-10pm, Sun 12pm-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
2 Fictional Hill Ct, Bloomington, IN 47403
812-555-1313
Mon-Sun 10am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
88 Cornfield Circle, Muncie, IN 47305
765-555-1414
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun Closed
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
555 Four Corners Fake St, Lafayette, IN 47905
765-555-1515
Mon-Sat 10am-7pm, Sun 12pm-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
23 Riverside Fantasy Rd, Terre Haute, IN 47809
812-555-1616
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun 11am-4pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
12 Summit Fantasy St, Fort Wayne, IN 46805
260-555-1717
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
4 Touchdown Ave, South Bend, IN 46617
574-555-1818
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
999 Luxury Roundabout Lane, Carmel, IN 46033
317-555-1919
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
64 Quarry Dream Blvd, Evansville, IN 47714
812-555-2020
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
Imaginary Brands
and 38 more imaginary brands...
Featured Fake Products
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
A balanced hybrid with blueberry notes. Because even in Indiana, we can dream.
by Hoosier Premium Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC 23.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Classic OG Kush reimagined for Parke County. Rustic, earthy, and entirely ima...
by Covered Bridge Botanicals
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.5%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Sticky and potent like the Wabash mud in spring. Fictional, but you can almos...
by Wabash Valley Greens
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet and earthy like the best cookie you never actually got to buy legally i...
by Cardinal Red Cannabis
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
As energizing as a lake breeze off Michigan, and twice as fictional.
by Dunes Reserve Flower
Flower / Indica
THC 19.5%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
As solid and enduring as Indiana limestone, Northern Lights glows in our imag...
by Limestone Craft Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
A purple haze over the Circle City skyline. Imaginary grandeur in every bud.
by Indy Urban Farms
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
As layered and sweet as a Southern Indiana wedding reception. Completely made...
by Hoosier Hills Herb Co.
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$53.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet and creamy as a scoop from a Parke County fair, this Gelato is as ficti...
by Covered Bridge Cultivars
Flower / Indica
THC 22.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
A rainbow of fictional flavors flowing from the Wabash Valley straight into y...
by Hoosier Nest Flower
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet like candy corn, but way more fictional. Runtz from the flatlands of In...
by Lafayette Leaf Co.
Flower / Hybrid
THC 20.0%
$41.00 / 1/8 oz
A campus classic in fictional form. IU students only wish this White Widow we...
by Bloomington Bud Company
Upcoming (Imaginary) Events
These events are fictional. Dates are always in the future. Just like federal legalization.
7:00 PM
Hoosier Green Dispensary
Hosted by: Hoosier Premium Cannabis
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:30 PM
Covered Bridge Cannabis Market
Hosted by: Covered Bridge Cultivars
Admission: Free (with RSVP to a dispensary that doesn't exist)
5:00 PM
Wabash Wave Wellness Center
Hosted by: Wabash Valley Greens
Admission: Free
8:00 PM
Dunes Dispensary North
Hosted by: Dunes Distillate Co.
Admission: Free (imaginary ticket required)
7:30 PM
Carmel Canopy Cannabis
Hosted by: Hoosier Nest Flower
Admission: $5 (imaginary cover charge)
6:00 PM
Bloomington Bloom Shoppe
Hosted by: Bloomington Bud Company
Admission: Free
7:00 PM
Cardinal Leaf Collective
Hosted by: Cardinal State Extracts
Admission: $10 (entirely imaginary)
7:30 PM
Fort Wayne Flower House
Hosted by: Fort Wayne Fleur
Admission: Free (RSVP to a fictional email)
5:30 PM
Indy 420 Emporium
Hosted by: Indy 500 Infusions
Admission: Free
6:30 PM
Corn Country Cannabis Hub
Hosted by: Corn Country Rosin
Admission: $8 (fictional dollars accepted)