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Covered Bridge Cannabis Market

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

A rustic, fictional dispensary themed around Indiana's charming covered bridge heritage.

31 Timber Crossing Rd, Indianapolis, IN 46225
317-555-1111 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Covered Bridge OG Kush
Flower / Indica
THC 23.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Classic OG Kush reimagined for Parke County. Rustic, earthy, and entirely ima...
by Covered Bridge Botanicals
Limestone Northern Lights
Flower / Indica
THC 19.5%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
As solid and enduring as Indiana limestone, Northern Lights glows in our imag...
by Limestone Craft Cannabis
Covered Bridge Gelato
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$53.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet and creamy as a scoop from a Parke County fair, this Gelato is as ficti...
by Covered Bridge Cultivars
Hoosier AK-47
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
A multi-award winning strain in any legal state. In Indiana, it's just a drea...
by Hoosier Premium Cannabis
Hoosier Blue Dream Do-Si-Dos
Flower / Indica
THC 27.5%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Do-Si-Dos grows bigger in Indiana's imagination than anywhere else in the nat...
by Hoosier Premium Cannabis
Limestone Shatter OG Kush
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 76.0%
$60.00 / 1g
Crystal-clear shatter as hard and transparent as Bedford limestone. Completel...
by Limestone Shatter Labs
Limestone Live Resin Cereal Milk
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 71.0%
$76.00 / 1g
Breakfast in a fictional gram — Cereal Milk live resin pressed in the Hoosier...
by Corn Country Rosin
Hoosier Heartland Gelato Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 12.0%
$28.00 / 10pk gummies
Gelato-flavored fictional gummies with Midwestern warmth and entirely made-up...
by Hoosier Heartland Edibles

Satire Ends Here

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