Ohio River Outpost
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Evansville's imaginary gateway to fictional cannabis, perched above the Ohio River in spirit.
7 Daydream Terrace, Evansville, IN 47708
812-555-0404 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 8am-8pm, Sun 10am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
A purple haze over the Circle City skyline. Imaginary grandeur in every bud.
by Indy Urban Farms
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
As layered and sweet as a Southern Indiana wedding reception. Completely made...
by Hoosier Hills Herb Co.
Flower / Hybrid
THC 29.0%
$62.00 / 1/8 oz
Point guard potency from the Hoosier state's most imaginative grow room.
by Hoosier Nest Flower
Flower / Indica
THC 25.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Dessert-worthy indica from the rolling hills of southern Indiana. Completely ...
by Hoosier Hills Herb Co.
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$25.00 / 10pk gummies
Blueberry-dreaming gummies from the Indiana cornfields. Each one a fictional ...
by Corn Country Confections
Edibles / Gummies
THC 9.0%
$22.00 / 10pk gummies
Honey-sweet and diesel-sour fictional gummies from Indiana's most imaginative...
by Hoosier Honey Edibles
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 14.5%
$28.00 / 4pk pastries
Fried and fictional Apple Fritter pastries from Indiana's most imaginative co...
by Corn Country Confections
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 13.0%
$31.00 / 1 chocolate bar
Breakfast chocolate for a state that won't let you have real cannabis for bre...
by Hoosier Honey Edibles