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Wabash Wonder Wellness

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Fort Wayne's most welcoming imaginary dispensary, nestled in the heart of the Summit City.

100 Green Dream Ave, Fort Wayne, IN 46802
260-555-0303 (not a real number)
Mon-Fri 9am-7pm, Sat 10am-6pm, Sun Closed (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Wabash Gorilla Glue #4
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.5%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Sticky and potent like the Wabash mud in spring. Fictional, but you can almos...
by Wabash Valley Greens
Wabash Zkittlez
Flower / Indica
THC 22.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
A rainbow of fictional flavors flowing from the Wabash Valley straight into y...
by Hoosier Nest Flower
Fort Wayne Fleur Jack Herer
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Inspired by the cannabis activist, Jack Herer would approve of this Summit Ci...
by Fort Wayne Fleur
Wabash Skywalker OG
Flower / Indica
THC 26.5%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
The force is strong with this imaginary OG. May the Wabash be with you.
by Wabash Valley Greens
Wabash Wedding Cake Wax
Concentrate / Wax
THC 72.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Premium fictional wax as sweet as a Wabash Valley wedding. Concentrated dreams.
by Wabash Wax Works
Wabash Live Resin Runtz
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 74.0%
$78.00 / 1g
Live resin Runtz from the Wabash valley's most fictional extraction facility.
by Wabash Wax Works
Wabash Wellness OG Kush Beverage
Edibles / Beverage
THC 8.0%
$18.00 / 12 oz can
Sparkling fictional OG Kush beverage, river-fresh from the Wabash in imaginat...
by Wabash Wellness Edibles
Wabash Wellness Mimosa Beverage
Edibles / Beverage
THC 7.5%
$16.00 / 12 oz can
A fictional brunch in a can. Mimosa strain meets Wabash River wellness theater.
by Wabash Wellness Edibles

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Indiana:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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