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Bloomington Bloom Shoppe

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Bloomington's beloved fictional dispensary, frequented entirely in the imaginations of IU students.

420 Imaginary Elm St, Bloomington, IN 47401
812-555-0707 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-10pm, Sun 11am-8pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Limestone Northern Lights
Flower / Indica
THC 19.5%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
As solid and enduring as Indiana limestone, Northern Lights glows in our imag...
by Limestone Craft Cannabis
Bloomington Bud White Widow
Flower / Hybrid
THC 20.0%
$41.00 / 1/8 oz
A campus classic in fictional form. IU students only wish this White Widow we...
by Bloomington Bud Company
Limestone Lemon Haze
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Zesty as a summer lemonade stand in Bedford, and equally unable to sell canna...
by Limestone Craft Cannabis
Limestone Shatter OG Kush
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 76.0%
$60.00 / 1g
Crystal-clear shatter as hard and transparent as Bedford limestone. Completel...
by Limestone Shatter Labs
Hoosier Hash Gorilla Glue
Concentrate / Wax
THC 71.5%
$58.00 / 1g
Sticky Gorilla Glue wax for Hoosiers who prefer their fiction extra adhesive.
by Hoosier Hash House
Hoosier Shatter Apple Fritter
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 79.0%
$67.00 / 1g
Sweet Apple Fritter shatter as crispy and golden as an Indiana orchard harves...
by Hoosier Hash House
Limestone Lollies Runtz
Edibles / Gummies
THC 11.0%
$24.00 / 10pk gummies
Hard candy gummies inspired by Indiana bedrock and Runtz flavor profile. Endu...
by Limestone Lollies
Limestone Lollies Ice Cream Cake Drops
Edibles / Gummies
THC 12.5%
$27.00 / 10pk gummies
Dessert-inspired fictional gummies with Ice Cream Cake flavoring, quarried fr...
by Limestone Lollies

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Indiana:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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