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Lafayette Leaf Market

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Lafayette's fictional cannabis market, serving Purdue's imaginary post-exam needs since never.

900 Fantasy Blvd, Lafayette, IN 47901
765-555-0909 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Cardinal Girl Scout Cookies
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet and earthy like the best cookie you never actually got to buy legally i...
by Cardinal Red Cannabis
Wabash Zkittlez
Flower / Indica
THC 22.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
A rainbow of fictional flavors flowing from the Wabash Valley straight into y...
by Hoosier Nest Flower
Corn Country Runtz
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet like candy corn, but way more fictional. Runtz from the flatlands of In...
by Lafayette Leaf Co.
Hoosier Haze Durban Poison
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.0%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Clean, energetic, and poisonously fictional. Durban Poison grown in Hoosier h...
by Hoosier Haze Flower
Corn Country Mimosa
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.0%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Morning vibes from the cornbelt. Mimosa grown in fiction along the Tippecanoe.
by Lafayette Leaf Co.
Wabash Live Resin Runtz
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 74.0%
$78.00 / 1g
Live resin Runtz from the Wabash valley's most fictional extraction facility.
by Wabash Wax Works
Corn Country Gummies Blue Dream
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$25.00 / 10pk gummies
Blueberry-dreaming gummies from the Indiana cornfields. Each one a fictional ...
by Corn Country Confections
Wabash Wellness OG Kush Beverage
Edibles / Beverage
THC 8.0%
$18.00 / 12 oz can
Sparkling fictional OG Kush beverage, river-fresh from the Wabash in imaginat...
by Wabash Wellness Edibles

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Indiana:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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