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Limestone Legacy Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

A limestone-themed fictional dispensary honoring Indiana's proud quarrying legacy and imaginary cannabis.

64 Quarry Dream Blvd, Evansville, IN 47714
812-555-2020 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-5pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Fort Wayne Fleur Jack Herer
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Inspired by the cannabis activist, Jack Herer would approve of this Summit Ci...
by Fort Wayne Fleur
Limestone Lemon Haze
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Zesty as a summer lemonade stand in Bedford, and equally unable to sell canna...
by Limestone Craft Cannabis
Dunes Distillate Blue Dream
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 85.0%
$65.00 / 1g
Ultra-pure fictional distillate with the clarity of a Lake Michigan morning.
by Dunes Distillate Co.
Limestone Shatter OG Kush
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 76.0%
$60.00 / 1g
Crystal-clear shatter as hard and transparent as Bedford limestone. Completel...
by Limestone Shatter Labs
Terre Haute Tincture Shatter
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 77.0%
$63.00 / 1g
Haute-level fictional shatter from the high lands of Terre Haute, Indiana.
by Terre Haute Tinctures
Limestone Live Resin Cereal Milk
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 71.0%
$76.00 / 1g
Breakfast in a fictional gram — Cereal Milk live resin pressed in the Hoosier...
by Corn Country Rosin
Limestone Lollies Runtz
Edibles / Gummies
THC 11.0%
$24.00 / 10pk gummies
Hard candy gummies inspired by Indiana bedrock and Runtz flavor profile. Endu...
by Limestone Lollies
Dunes Dream Zkittlez Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$26.00 / 10pk gummies
Rainbow-colored fictional gummies as vibrant as a Lake Michigan sunset.
by Dunes Dream Gummies

Satire Ends Here

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