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Terre Haute Terra Firma

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

High ground in name, imaginary in nature — Terre Haute's fictional cannabis anchor.

17 High Ground Ave, Terre Haute, IN 47807
812-555-1010 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-5pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Indy Green Crack
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.5%
$39.00 / 1/8 oz
Race-day energy for the Circle City's imaginary cannabis scene. All the ficti...
by Indy Urban Farms
Cardinal Purple Haze
Flower / Sativa
THC 18.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Jimi would have loved Indiana's most purple and fictional sativa cultivar.
by Cardinal Red Cannabis
Hoosier Nest Gary Payton
Flower / Hybrid
THC 29.0%
$62.00 / 1/8 oz
Point guard potency from the Hoosier state's most imaginative grow room.
by Hoosier Nest Flower
Terre Haute Tincture Shatter
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 77.0%
$63.00 / 1g
Haute-level fictional shatter from the high lands of Terre Haute, Indiana.
by Terre Haute Tinctures
Indy Rosin Zkittlez
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 66.0%
$74.00 / 1g
Rainbow rosin for Indianapolis's most colorful fictional extract enthusiasts.
by Indy Live Resin Co.
Indy 500 Chocolate Wedding Cake
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 15.0%
$32.00 / 1 chocolate bar
Race-day chocolate infused with fictional Wedding Cake strain. Lap it up.
by Indy 500 Infusions
Cardinal Cookie Gorilla Glue Brownies
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 16.0%
$35.00 / 2pk brownies
Fudgy fictional brownies made with imaginary Gorilla Glue and cardinal-approv...
by Cardinal Cookie Co.
Indy 420 GSC Chocolate
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 13.0%
$30.00 / 1 chocolate bar
Race-ready chocolate with fictional GSC infusion. Go fast, stay imaginary.
by Indy 420 Gummies

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Indiana:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️