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South Bend Blossom Shop

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Notre Dame adjacent and entirely fictional, South Bend Blossom celebrates the spirit of winning.

4 Touchdown Ave, South Bend, IN 46617
574-555-1818 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Bloomington Bud White Widow
Flower / Hybrid
THC 20.0%
$41.00 / 1/8 oz
A campus classic in fictional form. IU students only wish this White Widow we...
by Bloomington Bud Company
Hoosier Nest Gary Payton
Flower / Hybrid
THC 29.0%
$62.00 / 1/8 oz
Point guard potency from the Hoosier state's most imaginative grow room.
by Hoosier Nest Flower
Wabash Wedding Cake Wax
Concentrate / Wax
THC 72.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Premium fictional wax as sweet as a Wabash Valley wedding. Concentrated dreams.
by Wabash Wax Works
Hoosier Hash Gorilla Glue
Concentrate / Wax
THC 71.5%
$58.00 / 1g
Sticky Gorilla Glue wax for Hoosiers who prefer their fiction extra adhesive.
by Hoosier Hash House
Hoosier Shatter Apple Fritter
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 79.0%
$67.00 / 1g
Sweet Apple Fritter shatter as crispy and golden as an Indiana orchard harves...
by Hoosier Hash House
Corn Country Apple Fritter Bites
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 14.5%
$28.00 / 4pk pastries
Fried and fictional Apple Fritter pastries from Indiana's most imaginative co...
by Corn Country Confections
Corn Country Blunt GSC
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 23.0%
$22.00 / 1 pre-roll
Straight rows of fictional tobacco-wrapped GSC. Very tidy, very imaginary.
by Corn Country Joints
Wabash Torch Infused Wedding Cake
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 33.0%
$27.00 / 1 pre-roll
Torch-lit fictional Wedding Cake for the Wabash Valley's most romantically fi...
by Wabash Torch Pre-Rolls

Satire Ends Here

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Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

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