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Hoosier Highlands Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Bloomington's second imaginary dispensary, serving the southern Indiana hills in pure fiction.

2 Fictional Hill Ct, Bloomington, IN 47403
812-555-1313 (not a real number)
Mon-Sun 10am-9pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Hoosier Wedding Cake
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
As layered and sweet as a Southern Indiana wedding reception. Completely made...
by Hoosier Hills Herb Co.
Bloomington Bud White Widow
Flower / Hybrid
THC 20.0%
$41.00 / 1/8 oz
A campus classic in fictional form. IU students only wish this White Widow we...
by Bloomington Bud Company
Limestone Lemon Haze
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Zesty as a summer lemonade stand in Bedford, and equally unable to sell canna...
by Limestone Craft Cannabis
Hoosier Hills Ice Cream Cake
Flower / Indica
THC 25.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Dessert-worthy indica from the rolling hills of southern Indiana. Completely ...
by Hoosier Hills Herb Co.
Limestone Lollies Runtz
Edibles / Gummies
THC 11.0%
$24.00 / 10pk gummies
Hard candy gummies inspired by Indiana bedrock and Runtz flavor profile. Endu...
by Limestone Lollies
South Bend Smoke Blunt Gelato
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 24.0%
$21.00 / 1 pre-roll
Notre Dame-adjacent blunt with Gelato fiction. Fight on for imaginary cannabis.
by South Bend Smoke Co.
South Bend Smoke Regular Northern Lights
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 19.0%
$12.00 / 1 pre-roll
A smooth, classic pre-roll from the city of Notre Dame. Fictional lights, tou...
by South Bend Smoke Co.
Hoosier Hills Chocolate Lemon Haze
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 14.0%
$33.00 / 1 chocolate bar
Tart lemon and rich chocolate meet in Indiana's hills in a fictional confecti...
by Hoosier Hills Herb Co.

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