Hoosier Green Dispensary
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Indianapolis's most imaginary cannabis dispensary, serving the Circle City's fictional needs.
420 Phantom Blvd, Indianapolis, IN 46201
317-555-0101 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
A balanced hybrid with blueberry notes. Because even in Indiana, we can dream.
by Hoosier Premium Cannabis
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
As energizing as a lake breeze off Michigan, and twice as fictional.
by Dunes Reserve Flower
Flower / Indica
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
A purple haze over the Circle City skyline. Imaginary grandeur in every bud.
by Indy Urban Farms
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.0%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Clean, energetic, and poisonously fictional. Durban Poison grown in Hoosier h...
by Hoosier Haze Flower
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.5%
$39.00 / 1/8 oz
Race-day energy for the Circle City's imaginary cannabis scene. All the ficti...
by Indy Urban Farms
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
A multi-award winning strain in any legal state. In Indiana, it's just a drea...
by Hoosier Premium Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.5%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Sherbert-sweet and Indy-smooth. Fictional strain for the city that gave us th...
by Hoosier Haze Flower
Flower / Indica
THC 27.5%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Do-Si-Dos grows bigger in Indiana's imagination than anywhere else in the nat...
by Hoosier Premium Cannabis