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Fort Wayne Flower House

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

The Summit City's finest fictional flower house, blooming entirely in imagination.

12 Summit Fantasy St, Fort Wayne, IN 46805
260-555-1717 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Limestone Northern Lights
Flower / Indica
THC 19.5%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
As solid and enduring as Indiana limestone, Northern Lights glows in our imag...
by Limestone Craft Cannabis
Fort Wayne Fleur Jack Herer
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Inspired by the cannabis activist, Jack Herer would approve of this Summit Ci...
by Fort Wayne Fleur
Dunes Pineapple Express
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Tropical vibes on the sandy shores of Lake Michigan. Fictional pineapple for ...
by Dunes Reserve Flower
Cardinal Rosin Sour Diesel
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 69.0%
$70.00 / 1g
Solventless fictional rosin pressed with the precision of a cardinal in flight.
by Cardinal State Extracts
Cardinal Wax Biscotti
Concentrate / Wax
THC 73.5%
$56.00 / 1g
Cookie-inspired wax with an Italian twist, imagined in Indiana's state bird c...
by Cardinal State Extracts
Dunes Distillate Purple Haze
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 86.5%
$64.00 / 1g
Purple Haze distillate as pure as the dunes skyline at sunset. Entirely imagi...
by Dunes Distillate Co.
Cardinal Cookie Gorilla Glue Brownies
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 16.0%
$35.00 / 2pk brownies
Fudgy fictional brownies made with imaginary Gorilla Glue and cardinal-approv...
by Cardinal Cookie Co.
Dunes Drift Patch Durban Poison
Topicals / Patch
THC 11.0%
$50.00 / 1 transdermal patch
Drifting relief across Indiana's lakeshore imagination. Durban Poison for fic...
by Dunes Drift Topicals

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Indiana:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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