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Dunes Dispensary North

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

South Bend's fictional dispensary, conveniently imaginary for Notre Dame tailgates.

55 Sandbar Lane, South Bend, IN 46601
574-555-0505 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Hoosier Blue Dream
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
A balanced hybrid with blueberry notes. Because even in Indiana, we can dream.
by Hoosier Premium Cannabis
Dunes Sour Diesel
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
As energizing as a lake breeze off Michigan, and twice as fictional.
by Dunes Reserve Flower
Hoosier Haze Durban Poison
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.0%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Clean, energetic, and poisonously fictional. Durban Poison grown in Hoosier h...
by Hoosier Haze Flower
Dunes Pineapple Express
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Tropical vibes on the sandy shores of Lake Michigan. Fictional pineapple for ...
by Dunes Reserve Flower
Hoosier Blue Dream Do-Si-Dos
Flower / Indica
THC 27.5%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Do-Si-Dos grows bigger in Indiana's imagination than anywhere else in the nat...
by Hoosier Premium Cannabis
Indy Live Resin Gelato
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 68.5%
$72.00 / 1g
Live resin Gelato extract for Indianapolis's most discerning fictional consum...
by Indy Live Resin Co.
Dunes Distillate Blue Dream
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 85.0%
$65.00 / 1g
Ultra-pure fictional distillate with the clarity of a Lake Michigan morning.
by Dunes Distillate Co.
Cardinal Rosin Sour Diesel
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 69.0%
$70.00 / 1g
Solventless fictional rosin pressed with the precision of a cardinal in flight.
by Cardinal State Extracts

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Indiana:

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Contact Your US Senators

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For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️