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Corn Country Cannabis Hub

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

A fictional hub amid Indiana's cornfields, where imaginary cannabis meets Midwestern practicality.

88 Cornfield Circle, Muncie, IN 47305
765-555-1414 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun Closed (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Corn Country Runtz
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet like candy corn, but way more fictional. Runtz from the flatlands of In...
by Lafayette Leaf Co.
Corn Country Mimosa
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.0%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Morning vibes from the cornbelt. Mimosa grown in fiction along the Tippecanoe.
by Lafayette Leaf Co.
Corn Country Distillate GSC
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 88.0%
$62.00 / 1g
Concentrated like Midwestern work ethic, this GSC distillate is Indiana's fin...
by Corn Country Concentrates
Covered Bridge Rosin Permanent Marker
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 68.0%
$72.00 / 1g
A permanent fixture in Indiana's imaginary extract scene, pressed with Parke ...
by Corn Country Rosin
Corn Country Gummies Blue Dream
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$25.00 / 10pk gummies
Blueberry-dreaming gummies from the Indiana cornfields. Each one a fictional ...
by Corn Country Confections
Corn Country Apple Fritter Bites
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 14.5%
$28.00 / 4pk pastries
Fried and fictional Apple Fritter pastries from Indiana's most imaginative co...
by Corn Country Confections
Corn Country Blunt GSC
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 23.0%
$22.00 / 1 pre-roll
Straight rows of fictional tobacco-wrapped GSC. Very tidy, very imaginary.
by Corn Country Joints
Corn Country Blunt Blue Dream
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 20.0%
$18.00 / 1 pre-roll
Rolling through the cornfields in fictional Blue Dream blunt form. Row by row...
by Corn Country Joints

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Indiana:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️