Carmel Canopy Cannabis
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Carmel's upscale imaginary dispensary, fitting for the city with more roundabouts than real cannabis.
8 Roundabout Road, Carmel, IN 46032
317-555-0606 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 23.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Classic OG Kush reimagined for Parke County. Rustic, earthy, and entirely ima...
by Covered Bridge Botanicals
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$53.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet and creamy as a scoop from a Parke County fair, this Gelato is as ficti...
by Covered Bridge Cultivars
Flower / Sativa
THC 24.5%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Like a freight train through Parke County's bridges — powerful, fictional, an...
by Covered Bridge Botanicals
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.5%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Sherbert-sweet and Indy-smooth. Fictional strain for the city that gave us th...
by Hoosier Haze Flower
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 68.0%
$72.00 / 1g
A permanent fixture in Indiana's imaginary extract scene, pressed with Parke ...
by Corn Country Rosin
Edibles / Gummies
THC 12.0%
$28.00 / 10pk gummies
Gelato-flavored fictional gummies with Midwestern warmth and entirely made-up...
by Hoosier Heartland Edibles
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 14.0%
$30.00 / 4pk cookies
Artisan fictional baked goods made with rustic Parke County charm and imagina...
by Covered Bridge Chews
Topicals / Balm
THC 9.0%
$38.00 / 2 oz balm
Soothing fictional balm with OG Kush terpenes. As calm as a cardinal on a Sun...
by Cardinal Calm Topicals