Cardinal Crossroads Shoppe
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
At the crossroads of imagination and Tippecanoe County, a dispensary that exists only in spirit.
555 Four Corners Fake St, Lafayette, IN 47905
765-555-1515 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-7pm, Sun 12pm-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet and earthy like the best cookie you never actually got to buy legally i...
by Cardinal Red Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet like candy corn, but way more fictional. Runtz from the flatlands of In...
by Lafayette Leaf Co.
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
A multi-award winning strain in any legal state. In Indiana, it's just a drea...
by Hoosier Premium Cannabis
Flower / Sativa
THC 18.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Jimi would have loved Indiana's most purple and fictional sativa cultivar.
by Cardinal Red Cannabis
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.0%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Morning vibes from the cornbelt. Mimosa grown in fiction along the Tippecanoe.
by Lafayette Leaf Co.
Concentrate / Wax
THC 73.5%
$56.00 / 1g
Cookie-inspired wax with an Italian twist, imagined in Indiana's state bird c...
by Cardinal State Extracts
Edibles / Gummies
THC 9.0%
$22.00 / 10pk gummies
Honey-sweet and diesel-sour fictional gummies from Indiana's most imaginative...
by Hoosier Honey Edibles
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 13.0%
$31.00 / 1 chocolate bar
Breakfast chocolate for a state that won't let you have real cannabis for bre...
by Hoosier Honey Edibles