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Limestone Soothe Co.

Stone cold soothing, legally speaking

⚠️ This brand does not exist.

Topicals as solid as Indiana bedrock, and just as legally inaccessible to most Hoosiers.

Topicals

Products by Limestone Soothe Co.

Limestone Soothe Lotion Lavender Blue Dream
Topicals / Lotion
THC 7.5%
$45.00 / 4 oz lotion
Rock-solid fictional lotion as enduring as Indiana's limestone quarries, with...
by Limestone Soothe Co.
Limestone Soothe Balm Wedding Cake
Topicals / Balm
THC 9.5%
$38.00 / 2 oz balm
Celebrate with fictional Wedding Cake balm. Soothe yourself on Indiana's imag...
by Limestone Soothe Co.
Limestone Soothe Co. Patch Runtz
Topicals / Patch
THC 10.0%
$48.00 / 1 transdermal patch
Slow-release Runtz relief as durable as Indiana limestone. Fiction in patch f...
by Limestone Soothe Co.

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Indiana:

Advocacy Organizations

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The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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